Entry tags:

2004, public, reference

[Intro] This. Is. Me.

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Mood Theme: MPD Psycho (by edincoat) | Icons: here (mostly by edincoat)

∵I keep Zelly's 【SOUL】 in a Prada handbag, and its name is: Kaiser∴

Quick Overview, if you've just switched to this channel:
Name: KJATA (pronounced cha-tah)
Age: Younger than your mom.
Location: ... your mom.

Education: None to speak of, but working on a remedy to that.
Religion: Catholic. Not Christian, damnit. Catholic.
Political Leanings: Whoever doesn't piss me off, kthnx

Family: piawacket (cousin), and a mother.
Pets: Cats. Many, many cats.
Occupational Goal: World Domination with co-evil!overlord praiseofshadows

Hobbies: (badly) remixing oldie tunes, reading books & toothpaste tubes, smooshing kitties to my bosom, watching television to locate the subliminal messages, writing reviews of postage stamps, streaking through fandom, hiding from the world, hissing at sunlight.
Talent: I can kill you with my brain. No, really.

Journals: athwartships (old!icons), makrothumia (writing), grossularite (lurking).
Moderate: 30_updates, 52_flavours
Co-Own: pc_productions, ss_buttsechs
Sole Proprietor: album_mix, chad_karin, commodiois (new!icons)

BFFs: praiseofshadows, squishyorb, littleamirgirl, hemlocke. BOW BEFORE THEM.

Contact Information:
AIM; Borogoves
E-mail; Grossularite@gmail.com

Also at: Journalfen, GreatestJournal


The KJATA is the crazy cat lady of the neighbourhood, who is very much in love with the idea of film noir becoming reality and Humphrey Bogart popping out of the television set carrying his little crate he stood on, just because it would be funny.

She wants a van and some candy so she can lure unwitting authors inside and pick apart their brains for literary secrets, but until then, she'll scream at the neighbours from the front door to move their fucking truck off of her lawn or so help her she'll bring out the bologna.

This journal is where she talks about real life and things that amuse her, where she tears her hair out in frustration and does her best to make as many bad puns in a row, as much as possible. She also uses it for the community aspect, so communicating with people is a high priority here.

As the Kjata's funds have mostly been eaten by moths, she resorts to free entertainment like scanlated manga, pirated music, ROMs with emulators, and freeware programmes. She also uses IRC for books, cos it's really just like a library, except without the mold.

She reads too much, studies not nearly enough, has high aspirations regarding future film and novel projects, and is a third-level procrastinator with a +7 Quarterstaff of boysmut. (She actually prefers to dual-wield, but a huge stick is fine for now.)

(If you want to friend her, go ahead. She won't mind, will most probably add you back, and won't remove you unless you piss her off beyond redemption.)

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experienced: edincoat is so awesome she deserves her own giant robot to attack Tokyo with. ♥

yokou: OMG, did you hear? edincoat is soo cool. So cool that she deserves four out of three stars! ★★★★

praiseofshadows: Kjata is the WIN. Especially when it involves making communities, writing, and WORLD DOMINATION!!!! Her other not-so-sekrit superpower is the ability to write the coolest, funniest posts evah! worship her, you fool! ♥

battleshout: edincoat IS JUST LIKE A MINI MALL